Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Oops!


Crazy stuff always happens to me.
Especially if it is embarressing. Yep....
So, because I can think of nothing to really blog about, I thought I'd tell a funny story of something that recently happened.
Setting, Minden, Lousiana. Wal-Mart Parking lot.
One sunny day, I drove to Wal-Mart, without my tiny tot, to pick up some much needed items.
I got what I needed, and decided that I would just carry all my bags, instead of keeping them in the cart. I didn't have much, and what I did have was somewhat light.'
So, off I go, out the door. I was holding my bags in one hand, and my purse in the other.
I was wearing this dress:
So, with bags and purse in hand, I walk out the door and head out onto the crosswalk. I am almost to the middle of the crosswalk when I notice how busy it is. THere are cars on each side of me and lots of people walking about.
ALL OF A SUDDEN
a strong gust of wind blows. Several strong gusts of wind blow and the wind causes my dress to blow up over my waist!
Frantically, I attempted to pull my dres back down over everything that was exposed! But, because my hands were full, and because I was in a panic,
I accidentally yank my dress down, below my strapless bra.
Yep.
And , then, I nonchalantly adjust my dress, and continue walking towards my car.
I could feel my face burning....
Yet still, my only thought was:
"At least I wore cute underwear!"

2 comments:

  1. Lol!! I love your last line!!

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  2. At least this didn't happen to you in 6th Grade where half the boys in your class would have seen you during recess! The good news here is that I used to wear short shorts under my dresses and skirts since Chicago is "The Windy City". I still got snickered at though.

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